Well goodness, Frodo was certainly a cheeky little minx in this fic, but I had to laugh at this: "I do not skip," Frodo said firmly.
And this!
"Oh, honestly! My flirting with one Man or another does not put our quest in danger, and I wish you wouldn't feel the need to make excuses just because you're jealous."
"Frodo Baggins!"
"At your service and your family's." Frodo crossed his arms over his chest and glared.
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And this!