With your card, I'm intrigued by what I think would make a really lovely postage stamp! Orgies/decadence + humiliation (verbal) + food + temperature play. It reminds me of those hot fics where someone is tied to the table at a feast and anyone can have them. I think it would be relatively easy to find something like that to podfic, actually, excepting the temperature play. But for that, all you'd need to do would be to have someone dump some ice water from the nearest table down the person's back. ;)