Merlin podfics: The Fuckmachine (1 and 2) by Lolafeist

[sophinisba]

Here, have some homemade Merlin porn, brought to you by kink_bingo and pod_aware, lolafeist and me.

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Title: The Fuckmachine
Author: lolafeist
Fandom: Merlin
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Contains: really a lot of porn
Author's summary: "Arthur stars in an amateur fuck machine porno. Merlin is a wizard. Except not really."
Length: 22 minutes

Title: The Fuckmachine 2: Handheld
Author: lolafeist
Fandom: Merlin
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: NC-17
Contains: also a lot of porn
Author's summary: "Merlin takes Arthur to his flat to see his fuckmachine collection, and asks Arthur for some help testing out a new handheld model."
Length: 15:30 minutes

Reader's notes: These recordings all open with me saying "The Fuckmachine", so if your setup is that it starts playing as soon as you finish downloading, you know, you might want to watch out for that and not do it with your parents in the room or whatever. *waves to claudia603* Also, there is some shouting right at the beginning and the sound quality is pretty bad, but it's better after the first minute or so, so don't give up on me. Recorded for pod_aware and for the "fucking machines" square on my second kink_bingo card.

MediaFire links:
The Fuckmachine mp3, 20.4 MB
The Fuckmachine 2: Handheld mp3, 14.4 MB
The Fuckmachine 1 and 2 mp3, 21.6 MB
The Fuckmachine 1 and 2 m4b, 18.1 MB

Audiofic Archive links (permanent links, zip files):
The Fuckmachine mp3, 20.4 MB
The Fuckmachine 2: Handheld mp3, 14.4 MB
The Fuckmachine 1 and 2 mp3, 21.6 MB
The Fuckmachine 1 and 2 m4b, 18.1 MB

Comments

[katie_andrew]

I loved Lola's stories. Can't wait to have a listen! <3

[sophinisba]

She's one of my favorite authors to read aloud. Hope you enjoy!

[snottygrrl]

downloading, thanks ♥

[sophinisba]

<3

[dodificus]

ahahahahaha wow

I love how you inject this innocent enthusiasm into everything Merlin says, which, considering what's going on is A CONSIDERABLE FEAT:D

[sophinisba]

Thanks! It's pretty much the same Merlin voice as in Little Wooden Boy and the Belly of Love, both intensely enjoyable to read!

[crinklysolution]

These little podfic of yours are hilarious - I agree with dodificus, you have excellent comic timing!

[sophinisba]

Thanks a lot! :D

[fish_echo]

http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/fuckmachine
http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/fuckmachine-2-handheld
http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/fuckmachine-1-2-anthology
http://audiofic.jinjurly.com/fuckmachine-1-2-anthology-audiobook

[sophinisba]

Thank you!

[(Anonymous)]

this is one of my all time favorite podfics. i love the combination of cracky/funny and hot! and your cheerful-in-bizarre-situations merlin voice is absolutely perfect. thanks!

[sophinisba]

Thank you! Like I said to dodificus, I enjoyed the Merlin voice in these and in Little Wooden Boy a ton. I'd love to do another story like this sometime.