writing meme

[sophinisba]

I'm not actually feeling at all creative right now, but I am feeling kind of lonely, hence the spam. Here is a fun meme gacked from schemingreader, almostnever, and kissing_athelas, among others:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

ETA: I'm going out for a few hours. Thanks so much for coming to cheer me up, girls. Keep 'em coming, please. And feel free to write your own crack in the comments if you feel so inspired.

ETA: Back. Eh, who cares about term papers when there is crackfic to write?

Comments

[mariole.livejournal.com]

Be fair! Chubby Sam was just trying to lose weight. ;)

Yeah, really dorky, that bit...

[sophinisba]

I think it's Dom or Billy who says on the RotK cast commentary how much he hates it when someone's dying of thirst and they let precious drops of water spill out of the canteen just for the drama of it. I felt so validated to know I wasn't the only one to cringe every time I watch those bits.

[mariole.livejournal.com]

I think they both said it, and they would've been right! That scene bugged me even on first viewing -- both Lembas crumbling scene, and the spilled water scene in Mordor. Peter should've known better; as a New Zealander, he must have been out hiking a lot. He knows better than to waste his food and water! Ah, how silly people can be.