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sophinisba) wrote2006-07-03 06:08 pm
sophinisba) wrote2006-07-03 06:08 pm
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Five Word Round Robin
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samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):
Remember, crack is good!
I'll start:
Frodo hadn't expected to see
samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):- I will start with the five words that begin the story. You comment with the next five words (in the "subject line" field if you can). The next person comments with another five words. You can comment to them, or, if you don't like the direction they're taking, start a new thread that picks up from another commenter's own subplot. Go nuts! In no more (or less) than five words at a time, though. Articles count as one word each, as do prepositions and numbers (unless you spell the number out, like one thousand two hundred eighty -- that'd be five words). You can't continue a sentence you just started (but you can continue it after at least one person has added to it). You can post as often as you like as long as you're not commenting to yourself.
Remember, crack is good!
I'll start:
Frodo hadn't expected to see
(Pink tu-tus were for May)
Nevertheless, Gimli's baton-twirling skills were
hazardous at best. So Frodo
took matters into his own
hands. He sent Legolas to
fetch Merry and Pippin, who
hopefully were still fully clothed.
And yes, I do still keep going back to the clothes, why do you ask?
To Frodo's astonishment, his cousins
were, and not only that, they
were wearing lipstick and eyeliner.
"How peculiar!" Frodo said. Merry
and Pippin had never seemed
quite so... appealing. Frodo would
never have guessed that his
little cousin had experience in
transforming himself this way. Pippin
looked his way, then started
licking his lips, in a
(an) even more appealing manner. "Hullo,
Frodo," he said lustily. "What
timing you have. Merry and
I were just getting ready
to have sex. Would you
care to join us?" Frodo
found that he nodded enthusiastically.
"Where did you get the
make-up?" Frodo asked. "Does
Legolas know that you - ?" But
Pippin stopped him, using his
link
soft, painted lips and his
hands, too. "No need for
those types of questions," Pippin
said, then doing something interesting
with Frodo's own clothing, which
Frodo had to help along.
were deep into their cups.
The other hobbits were slow
and dim-witted, so they continued
to applaud Gimli's routine, despite
a flaming balrog running rampant.