sophinisba | Five Word Round Robin

Gacked from

samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):

I will start with the five words that begin the story. You comment with the next five words (in the "subject line" field if you can). The next person comments with another five words. You can comment to them, or, if you don't like the direction they're taking, start a new thread that picks up from another commenter's own subplot. Go nuts! In no more (or less) than five words at a time, though. Articles count as one word each, as do prepositions and numbers (unless you spell the number out, like one thousand two hundred eighty -- that'd be five words). You can't continue a sentence you just started (but you can continue it after at least one person has added to it). You can post as often as you like as long as you're not commenting to yourself.
Remember, crack is good!

I'll start:

Frodo hadn't expected to see

Five Word Round Robin

generous crotch, so he grabbed

a handful before Gimli could

and dipped him in caramel.

But Gimli wanted the cherry

so they flipped for him.

Alas, Aragorn had taken Legolas

yesterday. He had no cherry!

Besides, Legolas was busy elsewhere.

Frodo was shagging him senseless.