Five Word Round Robin

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Gacked from samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):

I will start with the five words that begin the story. You comment with the next five words (in the "subject line" field if you can). The next person comments with another five words. You can comment to them, or, if you don't like the direction they're taking, start a new thread that picks up from another commenter's own subplot. Go nuts! In no more (or less) than five words at a time, though. Articles count as one word each, as do prepositions and numbers (unless you spell the number out, like one thousand two hundred eighty -- that'd be five words). You can't continue a sentence you just started (but you can continue it after at least one person has added to it). You can post as often as you like as long as you're not commenting to yourself.

Remember, crack is good!

I'll start:

Frodo hadn't expected to see

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bondage and domination also, so

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;D

to further elf/hobbit relationships,

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heh.

he produced whips and cuffs

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^_^

and hopefully, plenty of honey

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:)

and taught the elf how

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*slurps*

to spead his limbs in

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Yeah, baby.

total submission to please another.

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;D

Everyone, even the Balrog, stopped

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:)

to see Frodo work his

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well, this is definitely better than a dwarf in a tu-tu.

tongue over the elf's quivering

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*fans self*

skin, paying special attention to

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getting good...

parts that stuck out invitingly.

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yeah....

Frodo sucked the elf's shaft

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LOL! All the other poor hobbits are getting left out of the action!

, his rosy mouth tight around

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lol

the mushroom-shaped head. He took

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Yeah, I know. Silly cliche. He's a hobbit, what else is he supposed to compare it to? *shrug*

hobbits did it in the

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Ha!

dungeons of the brothels. Frodo

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icon love!

*drools*

applied all his skills, causing

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heh

unbelievable agony and ectasy to

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^_^

the immortal elf. Legolas never

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yep

knew how pain could feel

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;)

so good. "Beautiful hobbit," he

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oops

pleaded, "Hurt me. Make me yours!"

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hehehe

"Elves like it rough, huh?"

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*g*

"Think you're ready for me?"

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0_o