Sophinisba Solis (
sophinisba) wrote2005-11-28 12:54 pm
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limericks
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There once was a geekboy named Casey
That most people thought of as spacey.
But slashers love geeks
And we also love Zeke,
So the fic has been wonderf'ly racy.
Multi-fandom limericks in comments. Please join in the fun!
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In Sophie's LJ here we stow 'em
Two lads strong and brave
That aliens crave
I certainly wish I did know 'em
*blushes and hides*
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*digs hole and dives in*
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There once was a hobbit named Frodo
Who thought he had lost all his mojo
Sam said, no way
You're still a good lay
Never mind that the Ring's made you loco!
*snerk*
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There once was a Ranger named Argon
Whose fangirls were really so far gone
They'd not think crude
To call Frodo "Frood"
Or grope at the poor Ranger's hard-on
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There once was a Ranger named Strider
Who was far better hung than a Black Rider
He entered poor Frood
Who thought it quite lewd
Because he couldn't get any tighter
Okay, that one was kind of lame...but not many things rhyme with Strider...
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When the captain met Frood in Ithilien
He thought "This one's one in a million"
And Frodo thought Farmer
Was really a charmer
Until he pulled out Silmarillion
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Casey and Zeke made a dash
That led to a locker room crash
With Casey wet and wild
and Zekey so riled
Can we wonder it all ended in slash?
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The lasses who dwell at Great Smials
Put Frodo through all sorts of trials.
They'd make him succumb
But not let him come.
Still, our Frodo enjoyed the denials.
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Just enjoying the fun-ness!
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you can use!
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