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sophinisba) wrote2006-07-03 06:08 pm
sophinisba) wrote2006-07-03 06:08 pm
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Five Word Round Robin
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samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):
Remember, crack is good!
I'll start:
Frodo hadn't expected to see
samena, (and do check out the porn she and her friends came up with here):- I will start with the five words that begin the story. You comment with the next five words (in the "subject line" field if you can). The next person comments with another five words. You can comment to them, or, if you don't like the direction they're taking, start a new thread that picks up from another commenter's own subplot. Go nuts! In no more (or less) than five words at a time, though. Articles count as one word each, as do prepositions and numbers (unless you spell the number out, like one thousand two hundred eighty -- that'd be five words). You can't continue a sentence you just started (but you can continue it after at least one person has added to it). You can post as often as you like as long as you're not commenting to yourself.
Remember, crack is good!
I'll start:
Frodo hadn't expected to see
Before he ended up jailbound.
"Who did this to you?"
"A Dwarf in pink tu-tu!"
"He did. The strange one."
"The one twirling the baton?"
"Yes. The baton with fire."
umm... that's not a baton.
AIII! That's a balrog... RUN!
"NO!" cried Frodo, having flashblacks
"It's just a little thing!"
Gimli grabbed his pink tutu
and threw it over Legolas.
Frodo thought Legolas looked much
Nice to see you here. Counting words can be tricky, but I'm glad you decided on Legolas rather than the Balrog. :D
better with it than Gimli
but not as nice as
Merry might of. The color
Look, I didn't make it all about Pippin. *deserves a treat*
complemented Legolas's lips, and Frodo
wondered what it would take
to get Legolas to open
up to that idea. He'd
open up his mouth easily
and maybe Legolas would then
put that pretty pink mouth
to use, and suck him
as Frodo let his hands
grip that pretty yellow hair.
"Legolas," he says softly, "would
his eyes to the possibilities
, not only of crossdressing but
bondage and domination also, so
to further elf/hobbit relationships,
he produced whips and cuffs
and hopefully, plenty of honey
and taught the elf how
to spead his limbs in
total submission to please another.
Everyone, even the Balrog, stopped
to see Frodo work his
tongue over the elf's quivering
skin, paying special attention to
parts that stuck out invitingly.
Frodo sucked the elf's shaft
, his rosy mouth tight around
the mushroom-shaped head. He took
his time, making Legolas thrash
helplessly against his bonds. He
stroked and sucked and everyone
watched, placing bets on when
elvish control would break. Aragorn
woke and saw that Frodo
was usurping his kingly perogatives.
hobbits did it in the
dungeons of the brothels. Frodo
applied all his skills, causing
unbelievable agony and ectasy to
the immortal elf. Legolas never
knew how pain could feel
so good. "Beautiful hobbit," he
pleaded, "Hurt me. Make me yours!"
"Elves like it rough, huh?"
"Think you're ready for me?"
Legolas moaned. Frodo grasped his
cock and thrust completely in,
growling at the exquisite friction
(.) Legolas howled. Frodo was bigger
than he expected, a giant
even amongst elves! It was
like being fucked for the
prettier in pink. The Balrog
, however, was clearly jealous of
Legolas' blond hair and exquisitely
generous crotch, so he grabbed
a handful before Gimli could
and dipped him in caramel.
But Gimli wanted the cherry
so they flipped for him.
Alas, Aragorn had taken Legolas
yesterday. He had no cherry!
Besides, Legolas was busy elsewhere.
Frodo was shagging him senseless.