writing meme

[sophinisba]

I'm not actually feeling at all creative right now, but I am feeling kind of lonely, hence the spam. Here is a fun meme gacked from schemingreader, almostnever, and kissing_athelas, among others:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

ETA: I'm going out for a few hours. Thanks so much for coming to cheer me up, girls. Keep 'em coming, please. And feel free to write your own crack in the comments if you feel so inspired.

ETA: Back. Eh, who cares about term papers when there is crackfic to write?

Comments

[schemingreader.livejournal.com]

Hi! I know what you mean about the lonely. Even when you know you are going to see people later, it's easy to wish for more communication.

Fics you would never write--I don't know enough about your fics! Er...How about:

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Mead Taken at the Inn at Bree

Hagrid Crashes an Entmoot

House Elves at the Grey Havens

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

The hobbits teach Faramir and Legolas a kissing game they all played as tweens at parties, after they all get squiffed at a tavern.

[claudia603.livejournal.com]

Aragorn being an unjust king.

[mews1945.livejournal.com]

Blast, I just realized, you need two more ideas. Okay, Gimli showing Aragorn how dwarves woo their sweethearts.

And Eowyn teaching Frodo to dance one of the dances she learned as a girl.

[absolutefiction.livejournal.com]

josh and elijah first kissing and when one of them has to go home, etching their names on a part of the others body so they can always be together even when they're apart.

frodo and merry vying against each other for sam's affection

casey having a hickey and trying to show it off subtly, but not being subtle, to zeke!

[rubynye.livejournal.com]

Hrmn.

That you *wouldn't* write?

Well, here are three prompts anyway:

Pippin being grumpy.
Merry making a dumb mistake.
Sam slacking off.

[aprilkat.livejournal.com]

Do they have to go together?

Snape wears red silk underwear, Harry develops a keen interest in accounting, and Lucius's fortune secretly turns out to be based on the sale of pignuts.

[dreamflower]

Oh, I do hope that you continue this! I'm loving it!

[ladysunrope.livejournal.com]

I love this -you have to write more -and you know, it dsoesn't come over as angsty. More accepting with regret than angst but the dialogue with Harry is excellent and funny.

[lilybaggins.livejournal.com]

Oh, this looks so fun!

A fic you wouldn't write? Hmmm... I can't think of many. :D Maybe an Aragorn MPREG, lol! (Do not feel you must write a snippet of it!)